February 2012
4 posts
The 1st time you tried alcohol
you were like
now you’re like
In my room listening to music:
heytheredariana:
i had my headphones in & my favorite song came on so i was all like:
but then i started getting REALLY into it like:
& then my mom came in & she was all like:
and then i was embarassed & just stood there w. my ipod like:
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
1 post
karamilah.: I’m really not an OD high maintenance... →
427979609:
I’m really not an OD high maintenance kind of girl, but I wish guys would do better. Like Netflix & weed is not a good first date to me. I really don’t want our first encounter alone to be in your room/basement/den/dorm room/whatever. If I’m really comfortable with you then it’s nothing but I…
November 2011
6 posts
Marvin & Chardonnay
Mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW YOU PIG!
Me: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP
Mom: I SAID NOW!
Me: Talk to the talk to the haaaaaaaaand!
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
Me: Bitch you talkin to a grown ass man!
Mom: OH SON OF A BI...*Grabs Belt*
Me: *Takes headphones off* Mom did you say something?
October 2011
74 posts
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The 1st time you tried alcohol
you were like
now you’re like
im like legit trying to keep myself from catching...
427979609:
Confession : I make my work chair lower so people think no one is in the office.
lmaoo weird ass human
When people wear fake J's
jstforkicks:
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